Pizza-Making Democracy

A careful look at last night’s pizza reveals democracy in action.

 Who says you can’t please everyone?
–This pizza says ‘Yes you can!’

democratic pizzamaking

The Polls Have Closed and Final Pizza-Making Results Are Now In:

After lengthy negotiations and subtle pressure from various food groups and factions, our analysts have determined that a 75% preference for mushrooms was splintered by various population segments voting for crimini while others held out for regular plain white mushrooms.

The sundried tomato lobby exerted subtle pressure and wound up with a 50% showing, while conservatives maintained a traditional “just-sauce-and-cheese-please” approach for the left lower quarter.

A peaceful resolution was not fully secured until the rocker knife had finalized the agreed-upon boundaries.


About Pizza Dan

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